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Has it come to this? « Result #3 on Dec 23, 2009, 4:15pm »
Equalities Commission/HSE guidance on 'festive songs'
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Rocking Song Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir; We will lend a coat of fur, We will rock you, rock you, rock you, We will rock you, rock you, rock you:
Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative.
Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before rocking commences.
Jingle Bells Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way
A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please note, permission must be gained from landowners before entering their fields. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.
While Shepherds Watched
While shepherds watched Their flocks by night All seated on the ground The angel of the Lord came down And glory shone around
The union of Shepherd's has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available. Shepherds have also requested that due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year that they should watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated shepherd observation huts. Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his / her glory all around she / he must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.
Little Donkey
Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load
The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. Please note that due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles. The donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights.
We Three Kings We three kings of Orient are Bearing gifts we traverse afar Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following yonder star
Whilst the gift of gold is still considered acceptable - as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations as 'cash for gold' etc, gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of oils and fragrances causing allergic reactions. A suggested gift alternative would be to make a donation to a worthy cause in the recipients name or perhaps give a gift voucher. We would not advise that the traversing kings rely on navigation by stars in order to reach their destinations and suggest the use of RAC routefinder or satellite navigation, which will provide the quickest route and advice regarding fuel consumption. Please note as per the guidelines from the RSPCA for Mr Donkey, the camels carrying the three kings of Orient will require regular food and rest breaks. Facemasks for the three kings are also advisable due to the likelihood of dust from the camels hooves.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows.
You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. A full investigation will be implemented and sanctions - including suspension on full pay - will be considered whilst this investigation takes place.
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90 v8 soft top « Result #7 on Dec 20, 2009, 2:26pm »
hi all, im trying to find a good solid low millage 90 with a v8 in it, bigger the better, must be solid and preferably low milage, has anyone seen one kicking about any where?
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Re: 90 smooth roof « Result #8 on Dec 20, 2009, 2:24pm »
Hey up cheif, we might be able to help you after Jan if you can wiat that long? Im going to be hunting down a v8 90 in Jan and so far not having any luck, if I cant find a suitable v8 then I might have to get a TD5 again, I also want to soft top it and the standard hard top version are ten a penny, so if you can wait I might have a top, sides and back door for you.
if you know of a good 90 v8 kicking about give me a shout.
Defender 90 200tdi « Result #9 on Dec 9, 2009, 5:54am »
Hello.
Just thought i'd let everyone at the club know im sellling my defender 90 on ebay. Its a lovely machine and im sure alot will have seen it at the shows.
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Re: breaking 300tdi disco « Result #13 on Nov 29, 2009, 10:57pm »
hi, how much tread do the bfg's have and what size are they? how much would you want for them? and what condition is the headlining in?and how much for that?
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Re: breaking 300tdi disco « Result #14 on Nov 28, 2009, 3:08am »
they`re not leather, i didnt know they were velor either tbh, but you learn summat new everyday... they`re in very good condition anyway, let me know if you want to come and look...
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breaking 300tdi disco « Result #24 on Nov 22, 2009, 8:52pm »
N reg 300tdi disco breaking, in Dog Poo Green, (LR have a proper name for it, but off the top of my head i cant remember what it is)
Ideal if ur Murder`s Meat Waggon needs any bits (i even have some camo trousers to go with it, size 34 waist, 32 leg... )
it wants a boot floor + both sills, so not economically viable for me to repair it seeing as i would be selling it then anyway... (if i put £600 into it for the welding what will iget for it then??? £700??? ) its a real shame to be breaking it cos its a fantastic drive + still has 3 months tax + 4 months test, but i`ve got a 90 truckcab now , and can only have 1 4x4...
300tdi engine, including rad/intercooler, starter, alternator, pas pump, its just done 160k miles, drives sweet as a nut, can be heard running, if your quick + insured u can drive it round the block... £500
gearbox/transferbox - spoken for
available
propshafts interior (beige, no rips in drivers seat) doors wings bfg`s on alloys
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